Hate to put a dint in everyone's bucket ( Read more... )

You folks blowing shit and fucking people up on my boat? This boat. Our fucking boat, whatever you want to call it. You better be fucking glad I'd got the sense not to join in hunting you fucking down ( Read more... )

[Inmate filter]

Right guys. We've got a fucking situation here.

Someone took a knife from my fucking kitchen and this ain't on. Lemme get one thing clear: This isn't my staff. I've fucking checked over and fucking over.

Which means one of you guys snuck in there the only time I left it unlocked, when that gas went off and I was saving my guy's ( Read more... )

SPOCK. Don't piss off. You're yet to phaser me and I've got to collect the set.

[Private to Uhura]Right, here's the fucking deal ( Read more... )

[Private to Uhura, Security and the Infirmary]

JD. The kid I brought to the infirmary. If anyone tries to make out like it was my fault he got knocked out, I fuckin' swear ( Read more... )